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Awesome idea...

Post by Pornomonkey » March 8th, 2005, 4:42 pm

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.

They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his
apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed
with sweet cuddly teddy bears.

Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the
floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher,
and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection
of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she
decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite
impressed by his sensitive side.

She turns to him... they kiss

. And then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot
steamy love.

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman
rolls over and asks, smiling,

"Well, how was it? "

The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom
shelf."
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Post by HeLfiRe » March 8th, 2005, 5:00 pm

roooooooooooooolf ahahhhahaha gg~ :P

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